Wait, What?! Nonsensical Rap Lyrics.

As we already know, a lot off the GOAT emcees didn’t go to college or even finish school and this becomes VERY evident with some of their lyrics.

NOTORIOUS B.I.G

“Rule Nombre Uno” – Ten Crack Commandments.

Nombre isn’t Spanish for number Biggie…

LIL’ FAME (OF M.O.P.)

“First family will gradually lift that ass up like gravity.”-Half and Half

Gravity doesn’t lift things up now does it Fame?

CHINGY

“I like them black, white, Puerto Rican, or Haitian Like Japanese, Chinese, or even Asian.”-Balla Baby

Nope, Asian isn’t a nationality.

JAY Z

“Thirty-eight revolve like the sun round the Earth.”-It’s Hot

You mean Earth round the sun Hov.

EMINEM

“My middle finger won’t go down, how do I wave?”-Role Model

Your finger doesn’t need to be down to wave, does it?

REDMAN

“My paragraph alone is worth five mics, a 12-song LP, that’s thirty-six mics (uh-huh)”-Five Boroughs

5 x 12 issssss…36?!

JAY Z

“Half man, half mammal.”-Already Home

Jay, come on man…

 

There should be a rapper school, for sure.

 

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